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Super gifted, I'm well versed in a myriad of topics. Intelligent, witty, and funny, I'm always a good time. I'm the real deal, down to earth, as familiar as an old friend.  I have a knack for putting others at ease. So if you suffer from nerves, I'm a good choice. Add energetic, bubbly and playful, you can't help but have a good time.

All natural, no plastic parts, milky white skin, vibrant red hair, eyes so blue and colorful, you can't help but get lost in them. Natural 38 HH I dwarf all hands that come near. Always a fresh mani/pedi and freshly showered, I only  wear lightly scented lotions, no perfumes. I look exactly like my pix, I'm not like any  other you've met before.

I'm available 24/7 for in or outs every day to anywhere in Houston.

Mandatory screening required for all dates. Please visit my website to submit booking request for all appointments,  and for more details and to answer any questions you have.

I'm newbie friendly and reference friendly. Verified and reviewed with a good reputation in the community. check my reviews on private delights, erotic monkey, tna board, P411, and adult look. I want everyone too have a fun, safe time.

Please, NO calls. I prefer you submit booking request first and follow up with an email or text for same day.

Thanks! Looking forward to hearing from you. 


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